WikiGuard

Since the dawn of time, computers have provided a reliable means of collaboration. Wikipedia, according to a reliable internet source, is "a free, web-based, collaborative, multilingual encyclopedia project". This allows millions of people to gather together and collectively decide what they think the truth is. CNN has iReport, which allows anyone with a camera to comment on the myriad complexities of society. This kind of cheap labor technology is referred to as "crowdsourcing", or "mediocretech".

No, we're not here to crowdsource your morning coffee (yet). Instead, we want to help you protect your home. As Pope John Paul II once said, "A man's home is his castle, and women invoked original sin". But you're still protecting your domicile with a wooden baseball bat by the nightstand and a 11-year old Dachshund that, let's face it, could really only manage to protect you by slowly rolling over the feet of the burglar and maybe that burglar has ingrown toenails or something.

You're not getting past me and my ferociously wagging tail unless you brought treats

Typical home security systems can cost hundreds of dollars in hardware and even more for monitoring services. Or, if you don't want to have unknown people watching your security cameras, you have to hire full-time staff to watch over your house! The numbers really add up.

In the age of the internet, why wouldn't you involve the internet for everything? Millions of people have nothing better to do than to pay attention to the minutiae of your life. With a few hundred dollars invested in hardware and a low monthly fee, you can crowdsource your home security with WikiGuard! When you sign up, you provide your home address and set up streams from your security cameras. Users from around the world can tune in on their phones and watch over you; sleeping, eating, showering, you'll never feel unsafe again*!

*Unsafe Feeling guarantee is not valid in the contiguous 48 states or Alaska or Hawaii

Never again will you leave for a vacation and wonder whether you activated the alarm. Users can remotely activate and deactivate the house alarm for you!

Forget to close the garage door? Trust that to the professionals at WikiGuard.

If a burglar manages to get in your house, anyone watching can take a screen capture (image and video supported) and send it to the police or to an email address. They can also notify the police that there is an intruder in your house.

Additional features of WikiGuard:

• Customize your work schedule so users can focus on your house when you most need it
• Vacation mode - users are alerted that your house needs their help
• Electronic lock support - Forget to lock your doors? Forget your keys? Just grab your phone and lock or unlock them!

Stop worrying now and get WikiGuard today!

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